Halloween Meme Dump (25+ Images)
A collection of Halloween memes
What is a ghosts favorite dessert?
Boo-berry pie
How do girl vampires flirt?
They bat their eyes.
What monster likes to dance at a party?
The boogieman!
What do mummies like to listening to on Halloween?
Wrap music!
How do you make a skeleton laugh?
Tickle his funny bone!
Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
You can see right through them.
What do you call two witches living together?
Broommates.
What is a ghost's favorite liquor?
Mali-boo.
Know why skeletons are so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A nectarine!
What kind of dessert does a ghost like?
I scream!
What room does a ghost not need?
A living room!
What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plumpkin.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he had no-body to go with!
What's a ghost's favorite pasta?
Spookgetti.
Q: What subject in school is easy for a witch?
A: Spell-ing
Q: Do you know how to make a witch itch?
A: You take away the w!
Q: Why are vampires tough to get along with?
A: Because they can be pains in the neck!
Q: What did the vampire say about the Dracula movie?
A: It was fang-tastic!
Q: What do witches put on their bagels?
A: Scream Cheese
Q: Why was the baby ghost sad?
A: He wanted his mummy!
Q: What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
A: You sure are Boo-tiful!
Q: What is a scarecrows favorite fruit?
A: Straw-berries!
Q: When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
A: When you are a mouse.
Q: Why are graveyards noisy?
A: Because of all the coffin!
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts!
Q: What do you call a single vampire?
A: A bat-chelor.