Halloween Meme Dump (25+ Images)

Sep 16th, 2018
Curtito Team

A collection of Halloween memes

What is a ghosts favorite dessert?

Boo-berry pie

How do girl vampires flirt?

They bat their eyes.

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What monster likes to dance at a party?

The boogieman!

What do mummies like to listening to on Halloween?

Wrap music!

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How do you make a skeleton laugh?

Tickle his funny bone!

Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

You can see right through them.

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What do you call two witches living together?

Broommates.

What is a ghost's favorite liquor?

Mali-boo.

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Know why skeletons are so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?

A nectarine!

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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!

What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!

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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no-body to go with!

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What's a ghost's favorite pasta?

Spookgetti.

Q: What subject in school is easy for a witch?

A: Spell-ing

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Q: Do you know how to make a witch itch?

A: You take away the w!

Q: Why are vampires tough to get along with?

A: Because they can be pains in the neck!

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Q: What did the vampire say about the Dracula movie?

A: It was fang-tastic!

Q: What do witches put on their bagels?

A: Scream Cheese

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Q: Why was the baby ghost sad?

A: He wanted his mummy!

Q: What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?

A: You sure are Boo-tiful!

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Q: What is a scarecrows favorite fruit?

A: Straw-berries!

Q: When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse.

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Q: Why are graveyards noisy?

A: Because of all the coffin!

Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

A: He didn't have the guts!

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Q: What do you call a single vampire?

A: A bat-chelor.

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